I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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