I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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