A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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