At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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