I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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