i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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