Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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