am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
