just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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