He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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