you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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