Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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