I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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