Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
dude i'm inner monologue high
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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