Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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