The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
