So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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