yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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