dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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