I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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