i think my mom watched the whole time
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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