You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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