it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
you inspire me to be a worse person
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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