Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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