He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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