Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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