i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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