He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Couch. On fire.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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