Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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