Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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