Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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