I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
