His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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