call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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