There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
When are your genitals available?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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