Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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