Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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