Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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