We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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