Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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