jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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