So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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