What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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