He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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