As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
