Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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