they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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