Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
We are two peas in an std pod
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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