i just made my gag reflex go away.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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