and you said cock pushups were impossible
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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